bela lugosi Please call me

rest assured here at sminkus.tumblr.com i can promise i am always experiencing situations

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

get high experience various snaacks

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

if you're serious about unlearning ableism (and other bigotries like fatphobia or classism) then you've got to decouple any morality from health. i mean by removing the idea of "good health" and "bad health". people can be unhealthy without that health being "bad". and people can be healthy without that health being "good". in a moral sense. because even if that might not be the primary intention of the wording, it is the implicit message that permeates down into a huge swath of judgements we make about other people

Eva Stratt watching Grace’s logs of Rocky and them saving the universe: Oh thank GOD I sent Grace instead of going myself, I would’ve shot that alien on SIGHT. Just-just absolutely demolished him. I would’ve kept going until I was out of ammo. Would’ve been my fault we all died but still.

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

experience pwhl hockey! [distant screams of unending agony from players and fans alike]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

Normal People Deserve To Park At the Front Too, Skinny People Are Oppressed Because Someone Once Told Me To Eat More, That’s Racist Against White People, Misandry Is a Tangible Form Of Oppression, and Billionaires Deserve Love Too. die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die