bela lugosi Please call me

rest assured here at sminkus.tumblr.com i can promise i am always experiencing situations

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

experience pwhl hockey! [distant screams of unending agony from players and fans alike]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

Normal People Deserve To Park At the Front Too, Skinny People Are Oppressed Because Someone Once Told Me To Eat More, That’s Racist Against White People, Misandry Is a Tangible Form Of Oppression, and Billionaires Deserve Love Too. die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

start fucking filtering "transandrophobia" and "transmisandry" and stop putting posts from people who believe in that shit on my dash, jesus christ.

menstrual cups can sense fear

depictions of cannibals in media usually veer towards the poor or the ultra wealthy. where are the petit bourgeois cannibals.

okay actually: petit bourgeois cannibals are compelling in the fact that their wealth is perpetuated by exploitation on some level, but at the same time their labor can sustain their community. much like a stew made of people.