bela lugosi Please call me

rest assured here at sminkus.tumblr.com i can promise i am always experiencing situations

If you want your own mugs you can go buy them >:(

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

both mitski & fiona apple being categorized as "sad girl music" ignores and diminishes the fact that both of their oeuvres largely deal with sexual violence

thinking about the guy who came up to me at a low key kink event and told me his violent sexual fantasies where he word for word said shit that my rapist said to me and how badly he craved that. really fucking bizarre i should have punched him.

like i’m really beyond caring about what taboo kinks people have even if i personally find them morally dubious. but like. the appeal of it is that it’s fucked up, yes? so you know it’s fucked up. so if you’re practicing safe kink practices you should not go up to someone you don’t know and then say a bunch of potentially triggering things to them. because you know they’re fucked up. because that’s the appeal of the kink. and this person is like. progressive or whatever and ideologically (in theory) respects consent. idfk man