Shaney Shane Hollander

i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs

Shane Hollander is pure of heart, horny of soul, and bitchy of mind

i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

shane hollander does not have a reserved 'baby voice' for kids. that man is holding proper conversations with the pike children. goo goo ga ga? yes, what an excellent take on the montreal property market. i must consider. truck red? mmm, i prefer green, but each to their own, i guess. hayden, who was asked by theriault to look out for shane in his rookie season and has now ended up with a 25 year old son, can only watch on in wonder as arthur pike learns what taxes are before attending a day of school.