DC n all that shit

I love how in dc fics whenever something magical happens everyone's like okay time to call Zatanna and that's valid but its so much more funnier when she isn't available and has to send Constantine

“bruce wayne is the mask and batman is the real identity” yeah? then how does he fit the pointy bat ears beneath the mask? stupid

Listen as the only members of the Batfamily who had anything close to normal childhoods I want to see Steph and Duke’s social media feeds so badly

Stephanie makes a snapchat captioned “None of These People Know How Much a Banana Costs”

(Jason’s answer was “free, if you know which dumpster to look in” which was… unsettling)

Duke tweets out a picture of Damian and Tim mid-deathmatch with weapons drawn captioned “Why does this house take trivia night so serious”

Duke sends out a video of Dick in the kitchen going “No! Cereal first, THEN milk!” captioned “he’s teaching Dami how to cook”

This is canon you can’t convince me otherwise