the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

making a mountain out of a molehill and dying on it

*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

the thing that makes david lynch such a genius is when he saw all that crazy stuff happening he decided to film it so he could put it on the television

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything