montero and take me to church are two sides of the same extremely sexy coin

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse

just say supernatural

restaurants who serve raw/barely cooked vegetables as a side dish are absolutely sociopathic. so our ancestors discovered how to harness the power of fire and you rejected that power in favor of serving me something i could have gotten off of that bush outside. i rebuke you

wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

doing what?

Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN'T fake is the fact that the largest lion's mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.

we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN

always seeing posts on here about pathetic men but what about pathetic women. where's the love for us underachieving cunts. lethargic women. slug women. I do fuckall every day and expect rewards. i am your poor little meow meow. #feminism

Does anyone else ever watch or read stuff about post-apocalyptic worlds and wonder what the fuck all of the other countries are thinking? For instance, during the Hunger Games and every year the president was making kids literally murder each other in a giant dome for entertainment was France just watching like… damn America, you wildin lmao