New skin for the Old Ceremony

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

that live pissed me off because im so down bad for him but at this point i am certain he's not even attractive

I hope he kisses me the way he kisses his umbrella lol

"Boy dogs are more affectionate than girl dogs-" "girl dogs love you, boy dogs are IN love with you-" Wrong. The only thing my boy dog does better than a girl dog is piss on himself

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.