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@l-egionaire

To be fair, his face is a TV. Not a touchscreen.

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

Your idea of the elites is 500 dollars