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mercy was never an option
tranq dart engraved with "i have a suggestion"

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Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.
"Forgotten father" here is not gonna make it.
#oh believe me she remembers you and her friends are calling you a dipshit in the groupchat (tag via @kuttithevangu)
I'm at a :.|:; for words.
i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
i knew what i must do
no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks”
this shit absolutely sends me
if she's your girl then why is she in my torture labyrinth?
if she's your girl why is she having so much trouble escaping my dimension of pure agony
you say she's loyal but where is she right now? that's right, in my crystal mind prison, as usual
“I’m sorry, your majesty,” Donald Duck said, looking at the elegant swirling of the throne room’s the cornices, the jewel-bright tiles beneath his flippers. Anywhere but into the king’s cold eyes. “You must know the pope won’t grant you the divorce you seek.”
Finally, unwillingly, he did look up to see King Mickey’s face contorted with a terrible fury. “Then I shall found my own Church,” the king said. “And grant my own divorce.”
“What of your compassion?” Donald’s voice cracked and it was a moment before he could go on. “It is not meet that you abandon your wife when she most needs you. If she truly is insane - ”
“It is my compassion that keeps me from ordering her beheaded,” the king said bitterly. “I fear that you have misunderstood me, my old friend. I did not say she was insane.”
Rising from his throne, King Mickey paced across the throne room to stare out at the peaceful green grounds of Disney Castle. He was not seeing them, Donald was sure, but some other, darker vista, conjured by his imagination.
“I said, ‘the queen is fucking Goofy’.”

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“Red Fox And Magpie In Autumn” by Niko Pekonen
magpie: bet you can’t fit that whole thing in your mouth.
fox: watch me.
To all the people worried about the fox in the comments….he’s fine, just tripping balls. 😂
anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art
taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make
i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture
just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive
But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it.
But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables.
When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades.
Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them.
The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.
Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.
Like, last year I watched no fewer than twenty-nine monarch caterpillars grow up on my milkweed and fly away as butterflies. I watched swallowtails and moths grow. There are hummingbirds fighting over flowers now.
I did that. Me. You can do the same.
Is this post about making a garden or beating depression
As someone with clinically diagnosed anxiety and depression;
Yes.
I genuinely thought it was about fighting climate change and the extinction of multiple species.
That too.
@w0-rm
It’s like one of those poems no-one knows the true meaning of but we can all agree that it means somthing
No, this is specifically about the fact that accomplishing something is proven to help with anxiety and depression, and that getting your hands in the dirt and getting outside will as well.
And a sense of helping is going to help fight the brain gremlins as well. A sense that you’ve made a difference, in your little corner of the world. And it puts into perspective that a sense of alienation and hopelessness in a changing world feeds into anxiety and depression, and realizing that you can help and doing so helps both you…because you are a thinking, feeling part of nature, not separate from it…and the world we live in.
The natural world and us are inextricably linked, because we humans are part of it, and separating us from it is going to be harmful. Taking care of your little part of the world is, at the same time, taking care of yourself, as well as helping the environment as a whole.

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imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose
for everyone asking about my Very Sensible Name Choosing Algorithm™, aka how to save your child/yourself strife down the line, written in regards to White Baby Naming Culture:
one spelling. chose a name with one spelling. one possible spelling. saves so much trouble every time you make a doctor’s appt or order food. (or at the very least, pick the most common spelling.) otherwise you will be asked “how do you spell that?” approx 8800 times in their lifetime. save yourself the hassle.
one pronunciation, preferably intuitive. saves a lot of hassle if teachers/receptionists/etc can look at your name and be able to guess how to pronounce it. again, you will otherwise get asked “how do you pronounce that?” approx 8800 times in your lifetime.
common enough that most people have heard it & know how to spell it (see Rules 1 & 2)
uncommon enough that you are likely to be the only person in your class/peer group with that name
UNISEX
i want to add that these don’t apply to cross-cultural names. i was 13 when i came up with this, so it comes very much from the perspective of a white child who hated their name for multiple reasons.
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