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we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

Youre just crushbait to make me love you

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now