Master Burglar.

so seductive

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

trans women are real women, trans lesbians are real lesbians, trans wlw are real wlw and terfs are fucking disgusting

!!!!!!!!!!!1

I love how internet best friends show each other how much they love each other by dedicating fan fiction to one other It’s like “Hey, You’re a fantastic bestfriend, Here’s two guys fucking in a kitchen”

Guys complaining about FIFA 16 including women’s teams should be overjoyed. This is the only chance they’ll ever get to score with a girl

I never thought about it this way.

how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.