feel it still

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

* on me

* me on

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

kevin, to jeremy: the moriyamas have left me a sad and lonely man jean: hello kevin: this is the sad and lonely man the moriyamas have left me

no offense but i have every right to not trust men 

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

[id: two small penguins wearing colorful sweaters]

when uma thurman said “i’ve been waiting. to feel. less angry. and when i’m ready. i’ll say what i have to say.”

venom upon seeing the frog in peter’s mouth: eddie! another symbiote!

my favorite kind of fanfics are “canon divergence” because it’s always like handing back a reviewed essay with comments like “I enjoyed the strong beginning but here is where you lost me, I’ve made some notes”

Speaking as the author of several, this combination of helpful, academic, and petty is exactly my motivation. 

I absolutely love this cat so I’m glad you did this

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield