Titles are Hard

Nie HuaiSang (who has never been asked for advice by anyone in his entire lifetime): Yes, yes, please! Ahem, I mean, please proceed.

Lan Wangji: What is an appropriate way to express your interest in someone?

Nie HuaiSang (choking on his spit): Eh? What? You mean romantic interest? Or like you want to follow the progression of their career in a completely platonic way sort of interest?

Lan Wangji:....

Lan Wangji: Never mind. Thank you.

Nie HuaiSang: No, no, come back, come back!

Later,

Wei Wuxian: Hey, A-Cheng!

Jiang Cheng: Fuck offffff!

Wei Wuxian: No, this is serious. Do you think the Lans are canibals?

Jiang Cheng: Whaat? What are you yapping about?

This audio is very much gold lolol

Shen Yuan hates the new extra. Obviously. He hates the implications on canon, he hates that his likeness was used, and most of all he hates that the cucumber maiden acts nothing like him.

skeren : #svsss#[[I love this but I just know that Cucumber Maiden would actually be hilariously IC and SY just can't see it]]

mu-qingfang-stan-account : #diversity win: your unreliable narrator is gay#diversity win: your stallion protagonist was gay the whole time!!!#shen yuan#luo bingge#binggeyuan

bafflednpc : #svsss#SY: The Real Actual Merger of the Three Realms Demon Emperor Luo Binge is in my apartment#and I can't even brag about it online because everyone will call me cucumber girl#SY: Lord Luo I would be honored to assist you in whatever quest you are on. BUT there is one condition#SY: you CANNOT fall in love with me#LBH who hasn't even said anything yet: . . . This lord thinks he will manage.#and within 24hrs LBH has determined this IS his kind shizun and he WILL seduce him#meanwhile SY is dodging seduction attempts and wife plots#because he REFUSES to be turned into a woman or WORSE#allow airplane to have been right abt anything ever

sunderwight : #svsss#fully believe this is a scenario where shen yuan would hunt airplane down (find xiang fei) and then hunt him down again (for sport)

thetablestspoon : #i think shen yuan would eventually realise that the extra is#in fact#not happening#but for that period of time#CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PURE HORROR IN THAT MAN'S VEINS?#the worst porn you've ever read#and now it's somehow becoming real#i would just die#and knowing sy's tendencies#he might just too#svsss#scum villain self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shang qinghua#xiang fei#luo binghe#luo bingge#binggeyuan

wastedwastelandme : #the scum villain's self saving system#“SY's terror at being trapped in a story with an inevitable terrible ending blinding him to what's really happening” Take 2!

Lan Wangji, about to escalate his how-to-court-Wei-Ying strategy to baby-trapping: