❄️You won't remember all my champagne problems❄️

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

Kenji: I'm still not over the fact that out of all the people in the world, your type is a psychopath. Juliette: Well your type is the girl who has the same powers as you and can still beat your ass any day, I don't judge you. Kenji: SHE CAN FUCKING FLY!!!! Warner: *from the other room* And she has a brain

channeling my inner kenji kishimoto and rewatching tangled

Kenji: FOUR MONTHS. Juliette: What's going on? Nazeera: Just enjoy the show Warner: It's not a big deal. Kenji: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT. Warner: It kept you busy, which kept you away from me, which gave me peace. I don't see anything wrong with that

The fact that I know more fictional characters than real people, gives me this intense feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment.

Is it just me or does every hot blonde guy in fiction have dimples??