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if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

Can you swap their heads ?

"death note is about how no one can be trusted with the death note—" shut up shut up!! skill issue. i could fix the world if i had the death note

Honestly not being a killjoy, but do we have photos on what the protests were like in Republican territory? That seems more significant than the numbers in liberal zones like DC/NYC/Boston/Portland/Philly/etc.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

It's state fair food. They also did deep fried kool-aid and butter-fried BUTTER. State fair food is not food. State fair food is the equivalent of giving a three year old free reign of the kitchen and a personal chef who will do whatever the three year old wants to do without question. It is mad science taken to absurd heights.

Jello, I suppose.

Deep fried Jello sounds horrifying

Deep Fried Kool-Aid is when you roll dough in kool-aid powder, deep fry it, snd then sprinkle more powder on top. Make like a donut hole, and when you bite jnto it you activate the powder and the dough suddenly tastes exactly like kool-aid!

I want to try that actually

State Fair Food is the avant-garde, hold-my-beer genre of food. It's basically edible conceptual art.

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

JOINTS IS PAIN

POST IS CALLIGRAPHY

i see "men bad" jokes as very similar to suicide jokes. like making them every once in a while isn't the worst thing, but if you Keep making them constantly. it DOES shape how you start thinking and you WILL become a more unpleasant and bitter person and also make people around you uncomfortable. and sometimes you just gotta choose to not make or engage with certain jokes, even if they are amusing to you, because its just not who you wanna be

when morning bad but warsaw trams smile devilishly at you