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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cregga-rose-eyes

"you read a 310 page book as a child" is the kind of thing someone who's never read books for pizza says. Three hundred and ten pages is light work. In order to beat my primary competition for the pizza, I read Boorstin's "The Discoverers" in 5th grade because it was the biggest book my parents had. To prove I read it, I had to write a book report. I did. *And* I got an O+ on that shit.

#The Hobbit #It is a children's book #That adults can also enjoy #Everyone from my generation who read it did so around the age of 9 or 10.#Who is trying to reframe it as a “difficult” read?#Who is trying to reframe a 330-page book as “long”?#And yes I am deliberately capitalizing words on the off chance it annoys the perpetrators

itsfullofstars

ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY August 2, 2026 at 05:00PM What's happening to this meteor? This bright meteor streak appeared and disappeared quickly during a long exposure of the Great Lacerta Nebula, seen faintly in red toward the center of the image. The meteoroid, likely a small pebble, creates its glow partly by heating and exciting surrounding air in Earth's atmosphere, but itself vaporizes and leaves wind-blown gas and dust with colors that give clues to its composition. The featured image was captured last month from Death Valley Observatories in Nevada, USA. This month, though, is particularly good for seeing meteors. Presently there are threemeteorshowers ongoing, although they are currently competing for visibility with the glow of a bright gibbous Moon. The most active of these showers, the Perseids, will be busiest in about 10 days -- after the Moon has dimmed considerably. This year, the Perseids peak nearly coincides with not only a new Moon, but, from some locations, one that totally eclipses the Sun. Image: https://ift.tt/uVaXiJs via NASA https://ift.tt/bxXPpcG APOD --> https://ift.tt/rxPuNEk

#NASA #Meteors #space photography

rachellephant

tips to write college papers

begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”

erase when finished with the paper

maniculum

I remember seeing this post when it was new, when I had a different tumblr account that I mostly used to vent about the shitty job i was working in between grad-school programs, and it stuck in my brain a little bit.

Seeing it cross my dash again years later, when teaching college students how to write papers is my full-time job, i think it apropos to put on my Authority Hat for a moment and tell y’all, in my role as an instructor of college English courses, where I think this post gets it wrong:

You don’t have to delete that opener afterwards, actually.

skygenders

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

skygenders

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

skygenders

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

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heartwarminganimals

It wimdy

drtanner

OH NO HER BLOOMERS

analytically

Astrology is very popular — both Gallup and YouGov report that about 25% of Americans believe that the position of the stars and planets can

Astrology doesn't seem to work.

intimate-mirror

performativezippers

Some highlights:

Astrologers helped design the study

No one did better than random chance, even though they only included people in the study who are experienced with astrology and stated that they expect themselves to do better than random chance

They gave every astrologer a set of 50 things about a person and 5 birth charts to choose from. They weren’t even coming up with the chart themselves!

After taking the test, most thought they nailed it. Zero out of 152 did better than 5 out of 12. None nailed it

Astrologers who rated themselves highly experienced (“world class experts”) did the same or worse as those who said they have limited experience. Both performed the same as random chance

This is hilarious

o-craven-canto

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

sleeping-jo

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

a-bowl-of-soup

"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

typhlonectes

#sounds legit

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ina-gartens-weave

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

ina-gartens-weave

his name is Pesto <3

ina-gartens-weave

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

aichu-dechu

somewhatstacey

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

disneyflopera

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

asexxxualauthor

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

the-haiku-bot

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

curlicuecal

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

#penguin joy #pesto

drumlincountry

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

shortshortking

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

Apologies for the AI image, but OMG, TAKE MY MONEY

#anne hathaway #yesteryear #tradwife

neverwonderneverremember

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

steadynightruins

The Artemis II astronauts and Rise after being recovered from the Orion spacecraft (Rise was smuggled in a small green bag attached to Reid Wiseman's chest)

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thatdisasterauthor

Also, not gonna lie, it is so refreshing to have a major cultural moment that's just FREE. You don't have to pay a cent to watch this on NASA's YouTube. There's not a single ad, not a single sponsor plastered anywhere. It's just smart people doing cool things.

thatdisasterauthor

Closest thing we got to an ad was the jar of Nutella that escaped.

#artemis #nutella #moon joy #at least the interesting times are including some interesting times that are not gobsmackingly awful