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all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

God forbid women do anything

i searched everywhere for this “vargskelethor joel vinesauce The Wheel tears of the kingdom totk” clip and couldnt find it and it just happened across my dashboard so im SEO'ing that shit for later

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

hey guys, I'm sorry to ask this but I'm going to need everybody's attention, forever. please pay attention to me

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

there are some DEEP CUTS on this list. who is out there calling their coworker a Castro clone in the year 2025???

i would pay actual money to have this on my portable music device

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing