THE PRIMATE ZONE

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

“So people ask me all the time ‘what’s the worst part about being visually impaired? Is it not being able to drive? Is it not being able to see the stars at night?’ But no. It’s when you drop a tomato on the ground [they turn a corner] and you can’t see it but you know it’s somewhere [the tomato is revealed] around here and you’re trying to find it. [his right foot touches the tomato] Oh, I just kicked it. Here buddy. Marco! [he turns in a circle as he says] Imma find this bitch. I don’t know where it is but imma find you.”

See also: Piss Docs

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

Experimenting with some textures. Acrylic on 8”x10” cardstock.

it looked like this

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves