Nerdness At Its Best

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

if youre having trouble remembering then use the classic "keep port(the wine) in your left hand so you can steer the ship with your right"

And if you’re out long enough that night falls and you need to remember which side of the ship the red and green navigation lights are on, you’ve got “There’s no red port left.”

Port has 4 letters, Left has 4 letters. Starboard has more than 4 letters, right has more than 4 letters. Easy way to remember

you think im gonna be able to count when im three sheets to the wind, cant steer straight and spill port all over my deck?

June is also men’s mental health month so I’d like to drop in and say that mine is not so good. It’s also Pride Month so I’m going to be treating the problem with yaoi.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

how do you stick to a creative endeavour for more than 3 days at a time

lifelong depression has absolutely fried my brain everyone tells me "just do the thing you want to do and enjoy doing in order to improve at it" and i look at them like they're a fucking alien with unnatural powers

i tell them "you could not possibly understand how many times I've tried and failed to do that" then they look at me like I'm the alien. i guess i am the alien. living should not feel like such a burden to me