just your neighborhood jellyfish

pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

This picture has a stroller for their dog

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

this pictured asked to touch my hair

This picture just called the homeowners association on me

This is wholesome

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

i think about this tiktok literally every day

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

Sounds like a good time

Reblog if you like Shrek and/or being protected.

As a driver, speed limits feel like the minimum acceptable speed rather than the maximum

no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime