loving you

everytime i see a vid about a man complaining about having to buy potential dates flowers i close my eyes and pray a random woman on this globe is draining a mans entire life savings, like to the brink of poverty

[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!

"is it okay if I do this thing I know is racist just because the context is sexual?" No, you're racist and your partner is racist

"all bigotry is fine EXCEPT EVIL KINKSHAMING" this isn't "kink is neutral" this is "sexualized racism"

to be honest i think some of you are just afraid of someone around you using a word that very bluntly makes you think about the fact that you (YES YOU, WHITE PERSON!) descend from people that benefitted off of killing and raping and exploiting black people on a mass scale (and this goes for non-american white people too i have no idea why people from european countries do not think this applies to them. my grandparents were born in an english colony... when it was still a colony!!!!! there are places that are still being colonized RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!)

Unreliable everyone

the only true form of punk is cooking dogs into mustard gravy

getting jabbed by one of those sexy unethical nurses w/ a giant syringe but then she deposits it into a giant syringe disposal box because she's not That unethical