Azyero

Missy: I’m sorry, but I have to…

12: Missy, please, I’m begging you. After all we’ve been through -

Missy: I’m sorry Doctor.

*places a +4 card*

Apple’s been developing some AR glasses? I wonder what they look like.

Hey, that’s kina cool- wait, what?

Hold up.

HOLD UP-

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

me: haha cute! 

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

orpheus and eurydice

adam and barbara

the cat will almost certainly come over to check you out sooner or later. it’ll stay out of arm’s reach because it doesn’t know if you’re a jerk. offer your hand and let the cat sniff. wait. if the cat wants pettins, it will indicate that by noofing your hand, flopping on its side, or coming in close.

the cat may want to be bros but not get pettins. in that case, it will sit or lie near you but out of reach. this is friendly! the cat is saying, you’re a person in my neighborhood! hi neighbor!