Nyanpasu~

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

I would too ngl

this is good shit

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

I feel like murderers would be more respected in society if they murdered large mutated mega ants and not people. Room for thought for future murderers.

You laugh, but that’s the plot of hunter x hunter

Okay I just watched all 144 episodes to see if you were lying and you were not lying

Needless to say, I am hopelessly dependant upon the Cursed Sword

dearrrrr reddit. how was your day? Mine wasnt very good. I just cant stop killing and killing and killing and killing. every man who beheld my terrible form was struck dead with fear. am I the asshole?

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

you have to be around asexual perverts it’s good for your health

rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

. that is a serial killer