the climate may change but “Baby It’s Cold Outside” discourse season comes around like clockwork
anyway if you want my own nuanced opinion it’s “if you ask me to spend mental energy contemplating Christmas songs for any reason I will stab you”
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the climate may change but “Baby It’s Cold Outside” discourse season comes around like clockwork
anyway if you want my own nuanced opinion it’s “if you ask me to spend mental energy contemplating Christmas songs for any reason I will stab you”

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my aesthetic: the tree blossoms from Animal
Crossing: New Horizons during spring
this is the kind of prank we need more of.
I was about ready to scroll into another dimension.
help, I’m having flashbacks to 2012 tumblr and I don’t like it
harry: why do all our plans fail all the time
hermione: because we're literally a bunch of inexperienced children?
hermione: or maybe because we come up with them in about 16 seconds
damn how bad was this reporter hurt by an octopus

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i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later
Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.
imagine a burger saying this haha
womanhood is having no clue what you actually look like because you look different everytime you look in the mirror depends on your mood
if you liked Hollywood Undead as a teenager you’re either into bondage or you have a jail record sorry I don’t make the rules

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Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.
gods i fucking cried
This part stood out to me especially
This is really important, especially now during the holidays. You owe nothing to nobody if they make you uncomfortable.
remember to cry for help without guilt-tripping. i know it feels like you’ve been abandoned and betrayed, but it’s probably not true, and it’s not okay to accuse the people around you of something they might not have done.
“i guess none of you like me” could be better phrased as “i feel unloved right now”
“but nobody cares anyway” could be better phrased as “i feel insignificant and i need reassurance”
rather than assuming others’ feelings, give them time to explain them. you’ll usually get a much better answer.
This is something I learned when I was in elementary school called “I” messages. Instead of starting an emotional statement with “You…”, which sounds more accusatory, starting your sentences with “I…” allows you to really express your thoughts and feelings, plus it adds a vibe of responsibility of your emotions.
So instead of saying something like, “You probably don’t care about how I’m doing.” you could say, “I don’t feel okay right now.”
Like I said, less accusatory and more responsible.
I can’t stand all this talk about Alexa being a wiretap, that is a gross misrepresentation of the purpose of devices like Alexa and their function in our lives. if it’s not intercepting phone calls through some connection to your phone line, it’s not a wiretap and it’s not wiretapping.
the correct terms for a covert listening device are bug and bugging.

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I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake