"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

«Tu pourrais te lever tôt et faire ça avant travail» Je pourrais aussi attendre pour une tige de haricot commencer grandir dans mon salon LMAO. Concentrons-nous sur des choses qui peuvent se passer dans la réalité

"Voisit nousta aikaisin ja tehdä sen ennen töitä" Mä voisin myös odottaa, että taianomainen pavunvarsi alkaa kasvaa mun olohuoneessa LMAO. Keskitytäänpä asioihin joita tapahtuu oikeessa elämässä

"Du hade kunnat vakna tidigt och göra det innan jobbet" Jag hade lika gärna kunnat vänta på att en magisk bönstjälke ska börja växa i mitt vardagsrum LMAO. Låt oss fokusera på saker som händer i verkligheten.

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!!!! THEYRE SO AWESOME!!!!! REBLOG IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND COOL AND YOU LOVEE THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

MEDIVS AMICOS MEOS AMO!!!!!!!! MEHERCVLEEE!!!!!! MAXIME MIRI SVNT!!!!! REDDE SI AMICI TVI MIRI SALSIQVE SVNT EOSQVEE AMASSSSS!!!!!!!!!

ΤΟΥΣ ΕΜΟΥΣ ΦΙΛΟΥΣ ΣΦΟΔΡΑ ΦΙΛΩ!!!!!!!! Ω ΖΕΥ, ΝΑΙ!!!!!!!! ΟΥΤΩΣ ΕΙΣΙ ΘΑΥΜΑΣΙΟΙ!!!!!!!! ΜΕΤΑΔΟΣ ΤΟΥΤΟ, ΕΙ ΟΙ ΣΟΙ ΦΙΛΟΙ ΣΦΟΔΡΑ ΘΑΥΜΑΣΙΟΙ ΤΕ ΚΑΙ ΚΑΛΟΙ ΕΙΣΙ ΚΑΙ ΑΥΤΟΥΣ ΑΓΑΠΑΣ!!!!!!!!!

i think the doctor should make offhand mentions of the master's previous appearances more often. like imagine bill asking about missy and twelve goes "remember harold saxon? crazy pm, killed all of parliament and eviscerated the us president? yeah that was her" and he just doesn't elaborate on how that's possible while Live Bill Reaction happens

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.