I’m on the dark side of your room 📍

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

*gets compressed into a cozy little zip file and quite enjoys it actually*

hey bro yeah nah dinner was great yeah right. but like. nah yeah great to see you and the missus too yeah been too long yeah. ah yeah well. right look. why was your pot being so racist to your kettle?

you can really tell i'm the captain of my soul as i keep steering into rocks. not even hidden icebergs just large rocks visible in the water from quite some distance.

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this