I’m on the dark side of your room 📍

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

DJs can perform miracles and terraform any piece of land they pplay on

It is not the fuck possible to be an expert on Greek tragedy and not have read Homer you dilettante.

People worry way too much about like Stephen King and romance novelists when they should worry about how all self-help book authors are probably serial killers.

I am in a really weird point in my life if U can't tell

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

Give me a good life and I’ll shut the fuck up