I’m on the dark side of your room 📍

i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

what sucks about berries is that they get moldy in 2 seconds if left uneaten so you always feel pressured to eat the berries as soon as you can but that is an unwise action that has grave consequences if you eat all the berries at once

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years

tbh between improved literacy, the increased complexity of ideas, improved mathematics at the higher levels and an improved common numeracy, improved childhood nutrition, longer and more broadly accessible general education, and better healthcare, people probably are on average more intelligent than they were historically in many significant ways (even if they'd lack a lot of meaningful practical knowledge that existed historically)

You didn't live if you didn't drink coffee with heaps of sugar as a child just to be cool

What especially bothers me about the anti compulsory education youth liberation advocates is that they don't understand how exploitable you become when you lack education, and how much less capable of articulating your own ethical claims you end up being. They want autonomy but they also don't want the training to defend it!

spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes

going mad is exhausting

one tumblr girl is worth a thousand bitches