I’m on the dark side of your room 📍

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

it takes a truly sick mind to fantasize about two real people being friends with each other #DarkRPF

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

*gets compressed into a cozy little zip file and quite enjoys it actually*

hey bro yeah nah dinner was great yeah right. but like. nah yeah great to see you and the missus too yeah been too long yeah. ah yeah well. right look. why was your pot being so racist to your kettle?