This Is Not A Blog Of Honour

I looked in the mirror. My reflection started speaking in a woman’s voice and said: “Japanese is kiki, Chinese is bouba.”

I was robbed, but the only things the robbers stole were the knives in my kitchen and a cake I had just baked.

astralynx

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

astralynx

I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying

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definitelynotplanetfall

>fire truck >look inside >water

william-shakesfeare

It would be great if there was more aroallo, aceallo, and aroace representation in media

periods are so fucked up the fuck do you mean half the population has to bleed out of their genitals for a week and we can’t complain bc it’s “natural” and we have to pay for products if we want to stop the pain and not bleed everywhere but if we can’t afford the products or the products don’t work we get mocked and shamed and then when it finally stops, you feel like shit and people call you old.

free hysterectomies (or other applicable procedures) for all.

Well you’ve heard about Mother Nature. What about Father Torture?

lennylemlem

father tortures crimes:

periods altogether

cats being cursed with almost guaranteed kidney disease

the appendix

the shitty human spine

bee testicle explosion

hyena clitoral birth

sperm whales being subjected to uterine nematodes

botflys. just botflys

kiwi egg size

fatal hedgehog irl furry inflation disease (seriously this is a thing)

adult glowworms having no mouths

axolotls accidentally growing extra legs out of scratches

bee what?

lennylemlem

https://www.iflscience.com/do-bees-really-explode-when-they-mate-yes-yes-they-do-81398

you could get minecraft texture packs for real life.

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

happy wet rat wednesday

public-universal-sister

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

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real-language-facts

whats your opinion on the word fuck

i really like it

it is fucking awesome

real-language-facts

the dictionary is a dating sim and oh buddy did i just get the sex ending with dord

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bacteriumphage

You guys are so close to getting it

periods are so fucked up the fuck do you mean half the population has to bleed out of their genitals for a week and we can’t complain bc it’s “natural” and we have to pay for products if we want to stop the pain and not bleed everywhere but if we can’t afford the products or the products don’t work we get mocked and shamed and then when it finally stops, you feel like shit and people call you old.

free hysterectomies (or other applicable procedures) for all.