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Kia ora koutou katoa
i will not share my precise age, all you need to know is that im the age of consent.

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Introduction
Kia ora koutou katoa
i will not share my precise age, all you need to know is that im the age of consent.

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average 2000s creepypasta was good factoid actually statistical error. average 2000s creepypasta sucked. ted the caver, who still live in cave adn has a perfect combination of conventional claustrophobia and cosmic horror in a setting just non specific enough that the video adaptation worked in a different continent is an outlier and should not be counted
I do not know how to truly fuck up a cake. I have fucked up one (1) cake in my whole life and I do not understand how.
I do not mean something such as forgetting the rising agent or using salt instead of sugar. I mean truly. Irreparably. Catastrophically. Fucking up a cake.
It's how you see it depicted in movies or fanfiction. A cake so truly awful that it bears no resemblance to what it once believed it could be. A conglomerate of despair. A pile of burnt sludge in a cake tin.
My experience with this anomaly was beautiful
It was the texture of tapioca pearls, perhaps ones slightly over cooked. It was a sickly yellow, that of a jaundiced infant. It weighed more than the sum of the bowl before cooking. It held its shape well.
It surprisingly tasted good. I suppose that is the one thing a truly fucked up cake cannot lose of itself.
that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world
reblog to let your mutuals know that they can always give you the “OKAY SO” and you will listen
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"
#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

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a "hebrew" is a drink for men
commom miscomceptiom. the letter "n" does mot actually exist. It was just a time savimg techmique that old scribes would use to mot have to wright out the secomd bump of the letter "m"
counterpoint: the letter m does not exist. it is simply a pregnant n
New Balkan coffee shop at 8am just dropped in Glasgow.
JESSE WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT
this is a cover up for the fact that donald is actually shrinking
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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what if instead of baptisms christians got a cross tattooed on their asses called a "christy mark"
shout out to the local newspaper for directly accusing tim costley of lying about statistics in education on the same page as he brags about his business- sorry, area of government.
for context he claims that only 22% of year 8 students achieve acceptable grades in maths, however he is comparing current mathematics grades to what the grades would hypothetically be under a curriculum that does not exist yet and wont until 2033.
the students have not been taught a non-existent curriculum so of course theyre going to fail. the real number of achieving students is 42%, less than ideal, but national is still deliberately making shit up. timmys not the only bullshitter, the PM is saying it too.
rest assured, everyone hates this government.
Labour is accusing the government of manipulation by using the wrong data on maths education, saying it's like shifting the goalposts after
Yes daddy Google, seize and proliferate my data! :flushed emoji:
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

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one tectonic plate approaching another
“so are you a top or a bottom?”
two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO
i don’t know anything about geology
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you
alright this is fine
Good post everyone hit the showers
GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM
Pokemon Go was worth it just for the occasional glimpses we get into what social media is like in the actual pokemon universe