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I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

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you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics
Joscha Bender (*1991) - Pair, 2018
blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green
[ID: A small brown and white calf resting their head on the head of a large black longhorn cow. The bigger cow is grazing and paying no mind to the baby.]

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there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.
Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)

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In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.
Lee Pace as Brother Day, Foundation S01 E08: The Missing Piece (2021)
Hot Day in the desert.
(If I had the chance to center an entire episode around Lee Pace in a loincloth, I'd fucking do just the same.)
We have got to stop the deslutification of fat fashion. I'm talking more ~actual~ crop tops, shorter skirts, and skin tight pants that don't sag in the ass 🗣️
Caleb Landry Jones as Syd March in Antiviral (2012) dir Brandon Croenberg

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Caleb Landry Jones as Syd March in Antiviral (2012) dir Brandon Croenberg
If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you’d best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we’ve always had a little contact over the years and he heard I’d come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to “Sarah” and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and took loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Uther and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all of the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a final massive hug, waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I got back safe. (More HERE)
With Anthony Stewart Head passing away, worth remembering one of my favorite stories about him.