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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

fliesinthescreen

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

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roguesquirrel

my pre-columbian miis and the art they were based on

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

audliminal

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

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calamity-corner

no afab baby you don't have a "transfem headmate" words mean things

shehellonmyspawntilisister

counterpoint this does happen with fictives quite frequently

calamity-corner

counterpoint: still not what transfem means

shehellonmyspawntilisister

yeah lets not do pluralphobia in our transfeminism

calamity-corner

i'm plural, dumbass, i just know what words mean! being "bodily transfem" is the only way to be transfem because we all exist in a body! if a member of a system is a girl and the body they all share was afab then she's cis! because that's what the words mean. i don't care about vibes i care about material realities and there isn't one in which a headmate in an afab body has the lived experience of being transfem, and vice versa.

if she's not speaking "as a transfem", and she's not "bodily transfem", then what the fuck are we even doing here. "trans woman" isn't a different gender from "cis woman", they're both just women. you are very clearly misunderstanding that and that's transmisogyny my friend. there is no gotcha you can catch me in here, you're just wrong. it's okay to be wrong it's just an opportunity to learn. or you can dig your heels in and keep doing transmisogyny, your choice.

shehellonmyspawntilisister

you know being an asshole to someone is not a great way to get them to listen to you.

calamity-corner

lol. lmao even. tone police her after not listening the first two times, that tracks

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

#this is tough because I forget many things but top five is probably green coffee extract #I work at a coffee shop and am of the mind that I should taste a flavor in all its forms to properly know how it best blends #much like with cooking and like shoving spices in ur lip #anyway most syrups taste ungodly bad straight but green coffee extract is best when covered up and is there for energy only #so it’s unpleasant #also up there is bong water and much lik everyone else who taste it #that was on accident but I have swallowed it before so I could that as drinking #the issue with me overall is that I will do a lot for curiosity so I will drink most liquids if afforded the option at least once #and provided the damage to my body was minimal to none

glumby

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

cynopoe

I’m losing my mind

parkchanwoohoo

#god that’s so fucking funny

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

#the idea of the earth giving u smth incredible that u could pivot and use for emotional deepening of a scene #and ur like nah bro that’s too cute #too nice this is gritty and real

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mrsterlingeverything

#read this as ‘can a horse girl get a low taper fade’ for a second lmao

puddox

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

yuriinullification

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

mrsandman42069

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

brenna

teaboot

wheresmyphonemp3

fadingponycookiedream

andsorrowsend

werefeathers

#yea alright this made me tear up a bit lol #I like when we come together like this #it’s nice

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

authortobenamedlater

Tolkien literally wrote The Hobbit as a bedtime story for his son Christopher.

Also my dad read it to me when I was seven. I read it on my own when I was about 10.

#it also implies smth magical suddenly happens when u age up where ur able to read big words #like no u have to put in that work as a child #being able to understand bigger things requires u to kinda understand big things as a child #I go sure read things as big and think and whimsically worded as the hobbit #as a child (also ‘*I for sure’ I don’t feel like fixing it lol)#and sometimes I knew all of what a thing said and sometimes I got a good guess and sometimes I was lost as hell #so often I would reread passages or try to get help with parts I didnt get #but when u tell a kid ‘oh no that’s much too hard’ guess what they’ll never fucking do #they won’t try #and u have to try #u have to be bad at it u have to be mid u have to try #and u literally see this mentality in the post the fact someone claps back like ‘umm u read 300pgs as a kid’#who says a kid can’t read that much #u said it u built it and thats the world u live in #so choose to believe in children being limitless #I promise they will show u just how capable we all are

contemptible-scoundrel

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

lesbi-nyan

sorry i cant leave this in the tags

FUCKING! REAL!!! say it louder fur the people in the back! ~nya

#1000%#but also lowkey i think i would still be humiliated by how fast i lose things #like I literally just found my wallet (in the pockets of the pants I wore when I had it last obviously)#and lost it immediately because I went to pet my cat and he had smth in his fur so obvi had to clean that #and then replace the paper towels that were now empty and then wash my hands and then do three other tasks #and by the end I couldn’t find my wallet at all and nearly panicked #before I remembered I first had petted my cat and sure enough there it was on the cat treee #and like that’s so annoying can I please not for once ty

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little snakes sips | source

darkseid-deactivated20190806

so some local comic book shop accidentally had a shitload of anime girl…. tapestries (I guess?) printed and was desperate to get rid of them so now the cat shelter we go to uses them as cat blankets and it leads to many a funny sight

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