slimeshaped

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

World Heritage Post

Let's goo <3

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*