Fly me into the sun

Another Miyazaki poison swamp! In other news, fork found in kitchen!

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

this website is wildly out of control

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

the famously unproblematic white authors of ao3