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taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

I'm like a peeled lobster; I'm too fresh and sensitive for this

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

I know you want mommy to recreate that lesbisn makeup image but do you know how hard tight lining is? Mommy will partially blind you.

L + Unskilled Mommy

Kitten I'm not gonna lie mommy is straight ass at this

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to