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not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

reimu + marisa went out drinkin last night which sure does sound nice i dont know though cause iv never been + norally the only part of that i see is them hitting me w sticks + stones for fun hwen they get back but also cause i gotta guar d the shrine which is nice cause i love doing it but you know i spent a hundred years guarding it and youd think id be a tsukumogami cause no 1 thinks of me but im some other shit and anyways i was hopin that comin 2 life meant that i could do somethin else but no not really its still just guarding and sticks and rocks which is fine

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

The Cajun Herbes de Provence fries were like $17 but what’s worse is you’ll be craving them for the rest of your life.

I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

bsky and twitter not allowing you to reblog something multiple times has the annoying consequence of demanding that, when you want to reblog an old post again, you need to unreblog it first, then reblog it again. obnoxious design, tumblr w