gabrielle opens her ancient greek phone and its like
ephiny: amazon queens when married can be co-rulers to consolidate power and are not bound to outdate monogamous customs gabby call me
aphrodite: i got sappho tickets baby i kno u love her poetry <3 <3 <3
ephiny: succession crisis gabby i need you and your beautiful arms
najara: i just got out of prison baby i can change im a new woman only your healing touch can save my soul
thalassa: the tortures will stop i just need you to guide me and your strong powerful healing hands
aphrodite: 24 hour hot tub orgy dont tell xena
callisto: any new husbands?
joxer: im lactose intolerant
najara: $100 yonic egg crystal pyramid scheme get in
najara: you dont need her nobody will treat you like i do
and she goes on the fishing trip