call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman

my favourite fruit is. the girl reading this <3

not immune to a brunette who is extremely silly

im sillybrunette4sillybrunette. btw

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it

i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?

Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities

wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!

ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

smoked that shit that made a robot cry a beautiful tear

Softly filtered dead wife in movie montage but of the sandwich I had one time and can't stop thinking about