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Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too

Oh this is a common scam I find at work. Any file that:

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

THAT-

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

12/27, 8:37PM CT

12/28, 12:18PM CT

12/28, 10:22PM CT

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

12/30, 12:39AM CT

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

SERVICE DOG PSA

[Image: Post by Jim Campbell ( @/JustJimWillDo ); transcript follows.]