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lakemojave

@inneskeeper

flagellant

...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah

tundrakatiebean

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Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen?

Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasn’t gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots.

(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while you’re at it 'cause this is the last time you’ll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??

(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I don’t know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.

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captainlordauditor

As a (trans) guy who only has sisters and was raised by hippies, this is making my eye twitch because butter and olive oil are both fats with different properties that serve the same purpose. You don't add both.

tilthat

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

honted

pretty funny i guess

pastabot

had to be there

llamallover

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

angelbabymikaa

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

thatdiabolicalfeminist

"Dogwhistles" are called that based on real "dog whistles", many of which are pitched too high to be audible to most humans, but are still perfectly audible to dogs.

Rhetorical dogwhistles are things that most people would not be able to identify as bigoted because they're INTENDED to have plausible deniability.

The wording changes are meant to be subtle enough that people really can mix them up accidentally when they don't have much information!

So when the gender critical movement calls trans women "transwomen", they're hoping for 2 things.

this usage will spread enough among people who don't know any better, to give transphobes the plausible deniability of not LOOKING like a frothing bigot constantly.

the usage grammatically places trans women in a different category than other women; it's changing "trans" from an adjective to part of a noun to make this distinction.

The more we can avoid this usage, the less deniability have transmisogynists have when using it, and the less rhetorical ground we cede to the degendering and misgendering of trans women.

I don't actually think ceding this ground is LESS divisive than pointing it out politely.

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ravioliet

similarly to how you should never trust gamers with a nonbinary character i feel like you can also never trust a fandom with an aroace character. whether it's explicitly canon or implied it just ends up the same

peskyfirefly

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

ispyspookymansion

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

valtsv

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

#medkit phighting

valtsv

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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that second to last tag reminds me of 5th grade when this short ass kid in yellow crocs asked for a hug because he was scared because there was a tornado and i was like “no”

catboy-tdick

the way some of you talk about skateboard is like when people talk about their Normal Guy and their mutuals see one william posts about Normal Guy

catboy-tdick

some of you make him sound too adorably pathetic. i want to watch this freak struggle to make an order at mcdonalds and burst into tears because everyone else in line is yelling at him and get rocks pelted at him

#kisses on his bruises? NO. PUBLIC STONING AT THE WORLD’S WORST CHAIN RESTAURANT

anyways: i made a kitty cat dice thingy because i couldn’t stop thinking about battat because i’m insane about the most unimportant things in the world

#my ocs #dice #gambling

the way some of you talk about skateboard is like when people talk about their Normal Guy and their mutuals see one william posts about Normal Guy

#WHERE IS THIS CHARM THAT I AM NOT SEEING #I’M GOING INSANE

tvtaztic

mike is definitely Emo!

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asheep-asleep

Why do horror game protagonists always buy the worst flashlights? A flashlight that can kill a Dracula is like 20 bucks. Why are you grabbing grandma's old flashlight with a dying bulb from 1992 and going into the woods at night?

#like if you are kidnapped or spirited away somewhere and you got a shitty flashlight thats fine #if you are willingly embarking into those scary woods and you didnt stop by target first what is wrong with you?#forget the ghouls you are going to trip over a branch #<- op tags #horror protagonists will be dead in the middle of the us and go looking for the Scary Getter with three bullets and a dream

applescabs

i love the dutch version of 'beats me' because its essentially 'even if you beat to me death' which is a significant step up in violence compared to the english one.

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