not a lover but a phighter

Reading this as a scientist's test logs and documentation for their research

it feels like i’m making test logs about a test subject with some kind of malicious mind-altering properties and you can slowly see me becoming more and more affected as the log dates go on and the red strings begin to connect

when u think about his soulful brown eyes…

silent hill games should be on girls go games

getting up from bed speedrun

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

usamerican liberals will say "our country was founded by immigrants" no babes I get what ur going for but it wasn't it was founded by murderous rapist colonists who massacred the indigenous people.

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen