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i should probably actually invest some time to make my blogs look good, i have the skill but i'm a lazy bastard....

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

I always reblog the printing titty

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

...uh huh, uh huh...

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

Eatin a BIG bowl of spagi n meed bals. We persist, we create art, and we find joy where there is joy to be had. Im not even using a fork, im just eatin it with my hands, all messy and covered in sauce, smiling :)

sweat treat

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream