pastry (fruit)

look. minecraft civil rights dlc. i get it. it is a dead horse the day it was unveiled. but i would like to ask the very question we all want to know the answer to. why did they not include malcolm x.

Brian

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

I don't fucking want it then?

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

such a good reaction image

Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍