Let's just take a moment to remember that my gender expression is inextricably linked to this song in ways I cannot communicate effectively.
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Let's just take a moment to remember that my gender expression is inextricably linked to this song in ways I cannot communicate effectively.

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paintings of my cat Noodle over the years
tried to find a restaurant today and we went into this food hall place and read the menu for one of the options and my friend suddenly says βwhatβs shbimp?β and I was like uhhh I have no idea maybe vegan shrimp? like the shrimp equivalent of chikβn? so we look closer at the menu and they also have βcaugliflowerβ and βgroond lambβ. then we finally notice the very obviously ai generated photos. anyway we didnβt eat there because if you canβt make your own menu I donβt trust your food, but I will be thinking about shbimp forever. shbimp
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I'm new to the party, as I'm still in the process of reading Discworld, and there is something profoundly fresh and dare I say healing that I noticed just now (I'm reading Lords and Ladies) :
In Pratchett, it doesn't matter if you're beautiful as a woman.
I can't give precise names because I'm reading a translation*, but the latest example, that made me realise this, is the mages going to the King's and Magrat's wedding, and Ridcully reminiscing about the young woman he would have married if he could have (and what a surprise it was to understand who she is lol), saying, no, she wasn't beautiful, she had eyes like she was piercing you with them. Like we know who she is, we know she's intense, scary, impressive, a bit domineering, unapproachable to most... And these qualities, that you rarely see in a woman in fiction, are exactly why he loved her. Magrat is also not beautiful, she can't find clothes that fit, can't do anything with her hair, has an unfortunate red nose, doesn't have curves, and yet, she charmed someone enough that he keeps following her when she awkwardly and hurtfully pushes him away in the name of her independence. Isn't that beautiful? And she also is charmed by him even though he was pathetic and sad and an underdog (I do wonder if they'll really end up together because it looks like they can't actually talk to each other normally and that's not a great start lol).
Pratchett wrote women not like a man writes women but like a person writes a person. And he's not selling the lie that you have to be beautiful or agreeable or soft to be loveable and likeable, because it's true! Plenty of us of any gender are really intense and have jagged edges, and aren't hot or pretty or handsome or dreamy, and we still live full lives. Lives where people love us, are drawn to us. It feels so surprising and new to me, to see this in fiction. And Nanny Ogg is a prime example, she was probably never classically beautiful to start with, but now she only has one tooth left and is sometimes described as pretty ugly, but she can still get some lol, but she's also so carefree and happy and approachable that it felt more evident and a bit on the comedic side, like, oh yeah, the sexually liberated woman is still slutting it up in her 70s (?), ahah - but for the frigid, sanctimonious, terrifying, solitary one to have inspired love and devotion? I didn't expect that.
I'm endlessly charmed. The more I read (chronologically), the better it gets.
*nevermind I found them through the tags
The next weeks Posts will be a Ride down last years obessions lane!
So I watched and then read spyxfamily which was a blast ! Love the characters and the relationships between them β¨β¨ so naturally I had to draw them :)
Some fans out there ?
Have a fantastic week β¨β₯οΈπ
sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced
people
this photo i took of my gf
i just fucked the great pyramid of giza
egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually
they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away
i tried drawing this iconic post π
looks great!

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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
secret organizations for studying paranormal phenomena are always calling the creatures they find like "specimen 58008" or some fake latin taxonomy or something vague and ominous like "the red angel" or whatever and thats all well and good but i want a story about a bunch of cryptozoologists going around naming things the way people name like actual birds and lizards and shit.
i want to get lost in the woods and meet the ring-tailed tree creeper and roger's false elk. i want a character who is desperate to prove this monster is actually a distinct species from that very similar looking monster so they can name it after themself. i want two field researchers narrowly escaping an encounter with some ten foot tall thing made of carnivorous vines and one of them is like wow wait til the guys back at the lab hear we got that close to a lesser thorn-backed bone eater π and the other scientist is like.,...... π°lesser?
thank you for appreciating my boobs calculator joke but the real overlooked gem of this post is rogers false elk. basically this entire post was just an excuse to come up with a hypothetical monster called rogers false elk. its just so pleasing to me. does nobody care him? does nobody but me care for rogers false elk?
Deadly egg recall
The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to βClass I,β its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause βserious adverse health consequences or death.β
The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.
According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.
source: X
Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.Β Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.
Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.
u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall
Sophos π€ Maia
Not being the heir their predecessors wanted, but a better one than they deserved.

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Battle Of The Johns Round Two
John Flansburgh (They Might Be Giants)
John Linnell (They Might Be Giants)
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