nobody's son, nobody's daughter

*feels ok for 1 second* amazing. i was faking my mental illness all along

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

i am soooooooooo good at being snuggled n cozy in bed like soooooooo good

#What three hours of sun does to a nation

forever grateful for actors who look at their scene partner's mouth when they talk. they're really those little hand hold supports on the indoor rock climb that is fanon shipping

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

[shocked & teary sports fan voice] something really good just happened

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

do you ever want to say some bullshit

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)