Evan Buckley's Defense Attorney

Ilya has surgery on his shoulder in the off season. The surgery is considered a minor one and everything goes well. He walks up from surgery high as a kite but otherwise fine. Yuna, David, and Shane are talking to Ilya when a nurse walks in. The nurse explains he’s here to examine the small incision and check the stitches but when he tries to pull down the hospital gown, Ilya freaks out and tells him no. “I’m married!” He slurs out. “Happily married!” They try to explain that the nurse is just doing his job but Ilya isn’t having it. Only Shane can undress him so Shane peels back the gown enough for the nurse to look at the stitches. Shane apologizes for Ilya’s outburst but the nurse shrugs them off and says it was actually kind of cute.

the ginger ale thing still fucks me up whenever i remember it. people made fun of him/made shane feel less than for opting out of drinking until they peer pressured him into having a drink and the only person to Truly know him is ilya FUCK!!!!!!! his ice cold can of ginger ale!!!!!!!!!! to be known is to be loved fuck my gay ass life

I miss Bucktommy so fucking much 😭😭😭😭😭

well first of all shane is not selfish he filled a fruit bowl with doritos and he bought ilya ugly water shoes and carried his bags and put ilya’s sweaty unshowered post-plane post-long drive dick in his mouth, willingly. and then made him burgers. and he has his own well. in case ilya is thirsty. so jot that down