what keeps me alive is my soul

im just someones weird sister

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

as humans developed, deaths via predators or being trampled by hippos became less prominent. In order to replace this necessity of the human life, we created the Motor Vehicle

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄