THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

Come experience it Once and you will understand why Big Drink is the only thing we've done right in this country

you're cute as a button dude. a button

Does anyone have that photo of the kid's Blue Angels protest sign? It was like "die, crash blue angels" or something, really funny, cannot find it anywhere online

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe