its so stimulating being your hat

that man is my princess

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

Me with my radroaches #myradroaches