its so stimulating being your hat

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

praying for everyone Black in Belfast rn. hella Black ppl lost they homes as a result of this antiblack terrorism.

europe is so weird because you have like all of southern europe with like just incredibly good and flavorful culinary traditions and then you have countries like the netherlands where you’re surprised they haven’t figured out a way to boil peat from a bog to serve it on a plate, unseasoned

Refo cunt fucking seething because his bog peat had a hint of black pepper in it and he had to spend the rest of the day gargling raw milk to make the burn go away while red in the face and shooting steam from his ears.

Fuck yeah white on white violence!!

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?