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bullied for being small and weird, transitioned into a body unlike he's ever had but that matches his brain and heart comfortably for the first time in his life?

TRANSGENDER 🫵

puts on a fake persona of narcissism to distract from the fact he's soft-hearted, and blaringly different no matter what room he enters, and always treated as smaller than his male predecessors?

TRANSGENDER 🫵

names himself a man before his voice even stops cracking, gets targeted with gender-based insults, uses humour to deflect from deeper feelings, gets attached to male mentor figures easily

TRANSGENDER 🫵

angry, hairy, short, and loves his vices

TRANSGENDER 🫵

super hot and mentally ill

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

Onceler art by @teysifox

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

💗 ⁞ Aepluric

Aepluric :: a relationship within the system where all members are involved.

Relationships can be romantic or platonic, or anything in-between. Relationships do not all need to be with each other, but they can be in pairs, constellations, as a group, etc.

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jongler's theory

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