I knew you'd be back!

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

The great thing about going "(genre of media) used to be better is that if you do it long enough you're inevitably going to be correct. It's a numbers game. There will be a peak of general medium quality, probably only identifiable in retrospect, and with a decline that can be tied to practical economic factors and industry pressures, and if you last long enough while beating the same nostalgia drum eventually you'll be correct by default. In fifty years when we're all huddling in a drainage ditch below a ruined overpass, I'll be like, "Man comic books were better when I was a kid," and whoever I'm with is gonna stare at me with eyes that have glassed over from the Parade of Horrors, and they'll be like, "yeah, of course they were better when you were a kid, there was electricity and running water then, and demand for cartoons in genres other than pictographic environmental hazard warnings. Now help me hold Louie down, we need to get his leg off before the parasite spreads to his central nervous system"

This remains my governing philosophy on all sorts of issues

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

The recording artist whom operates under the pseudonym ‘Alvin & the Chipmunks’ has placed a hidden cry for help in every one of their songs. Thus far, no one has arrived to save them.

There are four species of plant which have the necessary nervous system to understand language, though only three are species whose existence is unclassified.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask