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roulxs kaard theory from my friend

"I think if you kissed Rouxls Kaard he’d continue standing in his normal pose for about 20 seconds until he realized what just happened and then he’d be like “WHA- I- YOU. YOU DID. YOU JUST.” Cuz he’s never experienced sincere affection in his life"

My theory is that rouxls genuinely has never experienced love. Think about it. King used him as a coup Tool Against all the other kings. Queen rejected him And his rizz sucks. He genuinely doesn't understand what love is. He probably only uses it as a tool to get into power.

He's gonna say some shit like "I SEE THOU IS USING MIND CONTROL TECHNIQUESE IT WILL NOT WORK"

When feeling anything "MINE BODY IS NOT BLUSHING I AM GENERATING HEAT TO STAY WARM" "I AM NOT STARING AT YOU BECAUSE OF SOME FEELINGS I AM SIMPLY GATHERING INFORMATION" "THOU HIDES A COMICALLY SMALL HEAT BATTERY INSIDE YOUR CLOTHES THAT IS WHY I'M MELTING WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE"