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Sometimes my friends enter into such bad relationships it almost feels like a social experiment to see how long it'll take before I'm like, "You've gotta dump them."

What do you mean they accused you of emotionally cheating on them with your brother, because you talked to him a lot after your mom died? You need to run.

So let me get this straight. They won't let you wear green because one time your ex said they liked you in green?

How do they not know how to do laundry? What'd they do before you? Took it to their mom?? They are 40 years old!

Wait. You are not allowed to take Ibuprofen because they think you will become addicted... to not having a headache? I'll get rid of your headache rn.

Why are they posting on public social media like, "Longing to experience love someday..." They are engaged. To you. Your wedding is in like 90 days. Get a refund!

You're not allowed to go to bed after washing your face because they expect you to reapply a full face of make-up to sleep in... that green concealer cannot cover up all these red flags!

im going to explode in the kiln

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

you say you’re not scared and yet you refuse to enter my rendering distance

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

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welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks