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Pokemon Crossbreeds: Honey Badger

Honey Badger is the name for members of the Typhlosion line whose father was a member of the Ursaring line. The breed got its name due to Teddiursa and Ursarinf's affinity for honey and the common name for Typhlosion's genus (badger). There are old texts of the breed being spotted in Hisui, though they are rare due to the rarity of the line in the wild, even during Hisui's Era.

Cyndaquil

Honey Badger Cyndaquil gain the traits of Teddiursa, including the moon symbol, the nose, and the claws. These cyndaquil sniff out Combee nests with their excellent noses in search for their honey. They are actually more successful at getting honey than Teddiursa due to their fire typing giving them the advantage. Whenever they use a move or track a scent, the moon symbol on their head glows.

Quilava

Honey Badger Quilava gain the traits of Ursaring. They lose the moon on their head, though they now gain a ring symbol on their belly. While standard quilava prefer to find food on the ground, Honey Badger Quilava are known for their excellent climbing skills and can be found in the tree tops, searching for Combee nests. It's ursaring genes mean that they are hardwired to eat more, and most of their days are spent looking for food. If you come across this pokemon in the wild, it is advised that you do not interact unless you have your own pokemon due to their heightened aggression when it comes to resource guarding.

Typhlosion

Sometimes affectionally known as "Digger Typhlosion" due to how much they dig, Honey Badger Typhlosion gain the traits of Ursaluna - something that not many people know due to Ursaluna not being a well-known pokemon in the modern day. These typhlosion are larger, though their temperament has mellowed out a bit, matching Ursaluna's. They are nocturnal instead of crepescular, and much of their night is spent digging and looking for food. For some reason, they see most active on the full moon.

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