SOME KINDA CRAZY.TERRIBLY MESSY. INCREDIBLY HAPPY.

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

first we do a Lego sesh then we do each other

my I ❤️ WOMAN SUFFERING (IN A FETISH WAY, NOT A MISOGYNIST WAY) shirt is raising questions obviously answered by the shirt

transfem butches 🥰🩷💋 butches who tuck🥰🩷💋butches on E 🥰🩷💋 butches with estrogenized clits 🥰🩷💋 butches with budding tits 🥰🩷💋 butches who have/want huge tits 🥰🩷💋 butches with facial hair 🥰🩷💋nonbinary butches 🥰🩷💋 pre-HRT & no-HRT butches 🥰🩷💋 butch neopussy 🥰🩷💋butch cock 🥰🩷💋 butch strap 🥰🩷💋 butches who wear makeup 🥰🩷💋 butches who only use she/her pronouns 🥰🩷💋 butches who use any pronouns 🥰🩷💋 gnc butches 🥰🩷💋 fat butches who cant lift 🥰🩷💋 butches with double chins 🥰🩷💋 butches whos womanhood is integral to their butchness 🥰🩷💋 butches 🥰🩷💞❣️💗💝❤️‍🔥😘💋

TRANSFEM BUTCHES I LOVE U 4EVER AND EVER < 33

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

having sex with a girl is all abt learning her attack patterns. or else

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

the flat hand thing works, she’s correct

The flat hand thing is so correct, and I’ve thought about this clip like four times a week since i saw it like ten years ago. That is NOT a noise she intended to make

I hear that if you're a Disney Executive and you generate enough shareholder value in one quarter, the Board of Directors let you facefuck Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head

dick so good you start plotting and scheming