diamondrings&&undeadthings

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

FUCKING SOBBING I LOVE KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG REBLOG FOR KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG

streamer with an Airhead Bimbo Persona who is actually a fucking goated gamer but uses their knowledge to play every game in creatively, painfully bad ways. chat has to pay money to backseat, at which point the streamer magically "gets it perfect" and is like Oh My Godddd Wow You're So Smart And Helpful. everyone is aware they can actually play the game. they make one million dollars a week.

The children yearn for 22 episode seasons

you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.

i sound like fucking patrick bateman

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account